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  • I had 3627363547 grid place penalties.     Fernando Alonso - 2017
  • We've an upgrade coming next month.     Honda F1, 2015, 2016, 2017...
  • It's a Honda.      Fernando Alonso - 2017
  • It's a Honda.     Jenson Button/Fernando Alonso - 2016
  • It's a Honda.     Jenson Button/Fernando Alonso - 2015
  • I fitted new, hot canshafts and ended up with less power.     deadscoob
  • I didn't realise I had set my shiftlight to come on at 3500rpm.     
  • My MAF sensor was fucked (again).     Wide-O
  • I was suffering from fuel surge.     SaxoBoy
  • I was down 100bhp as I couldn't find any V-Power.     
  • I had loads of det.     any Scooby owner
  • Problems with heatsoak.    any Scooby owner    
  • I could hear the borewash.     Barry
  • The Check Engine Light only came on after the engine blew up.     Spazzers
  • My K&N got clogged with volcanic ash.     Wide-O  April 2010
  • I've turned the boost down.     any Jap turbo owner
  • My new 3" exhaust lost all my torque.     
  • My charge temp was 1.3* above optimum.     any Scooby owner
  • My intercooler vanes are bent.     any Scooby owner
  • During my first run the boost started to drop away form 1.8 bar peak and was down to 1.4 bar by the end of the session. Turns out the heat had bent my wastegate shaft and the boost backed off.     johnfelstead
  • I ran out of octane booster.     DocJock
  • I had transient vapour lock.     
  • My new engine is still a bit tight after 5K miles.
  • My engine needs a rebuild. It's done 5K miles.
  • I have to back off slightly to avoid tripping the noise meters.     some dude at Bedford
  • My engine was down 50bhp due to the rabbit stuck in the air intake.
  • My gearing is all wrong for the 'Ring.     MannyA   
  • I was remapping my ECU.     SteveW
  • I was cruising down the straight at 60mph to cool things down.     MannyA